Where do I begin...
I didn't get to go to the baseball game with my dad because they made him work 12 hour shifts on both Saturday and Sunday. They really work my dad hard since he is probably the best mechanic they have and they don't really want to hire any more to take on the workload. He's getting pretty fed up and is chomping at the bit to retire and play golf every day.
So Friday night PieInYourEye sent the usual Friday night drunk bastard crew and email asking us if we wanted to go out drinking. Hmmmm, i wonder what our reply was? Of course we wanted to go drinking. We were going to meet up at Beale Street Bar and Grill.
At the end of the day when we brought out the beer and wine (a friday ritual here at work) someone pulled out a big bottle of rum that they wanted to share with everyone. So we gathered up all the quarters that we could and sent someone out to buy as many cokes as possible. We kicked back in an office and had rum and cokes until the bottle was finished. At this point we were half hour late to meet Pie at the bar and she called me to find out where we were. I let her know we were on our way.
When we got to the bar there were the usual faces plus a few new female faces. Not new in the sense that they were strangers just new to the Friday night drinking club. The short story is that there was debauchery. If we were living in the times of the crusades we would have been burned at the stake or had our finger nails pulled out.
I was almost immediately attacked by P The Tongue. Then she announced to everyone that we had one helluva time a few New Year's Eves ago. Our co-workers found that very interesting. Other highlights from the night were sticking a dollar down the pants of a girl who gave an impromptu lap dance; Singing an Englebert Humperdink song on stage; Having my Peenie McDingdong pinched under the table; BREAKDANCING!!!
So I woke up Saturday morning feeling wonderful! Then I went to the gym.
Wow, I don't want this to be long so I'll be quick.
Saturday night I went to The Funks place to watch the De La Hoya fight but the cable company screwed up and we couldn't watch it. We had lots of food so we just kicked back and got fat with all the people that were invited over.
Sunday we watched football all day long.
Monday and Tuesday I spent at a How to be a Successful Team Leader conference. I can now say that I have the skills to be a successful team leader!
Like Moses led the Jews! Like Ghandi led the peaceful resistance! Like Michael Jordan led the Chicago Bulls! I too will lead my people to greatness!
Yeah I don't think it will be that great.
Anyway, there is a girl who is horny for me on MySpace.com. I still have very strong feelings for IslandGrl so I really have no desire to meet her though. She is cute but I am not the type to develop deep feelings for strangers. I need to know someone before I want to be in any kind of deep meaningful relationship with them. I've known IslandGrl for nearly 4 years now and only this year did I fall for her.
I am a slut though and I'll mess around with just about anyone but right now I don't think I can do that with this girl while I have feelings for IslandGrl.
8:39 a.m. - 2004-09-22
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