el guapo is going to be a star! I'm going to be famous and rich and I'll have hoe's all over my house and I'll drink Cristal and I'll have BLING BLING and I'll drive an Escalade ridin' on duece sixes and I'll eat cheese all day.
So I went out to get some lunch today when I was accosted bye some people. They were all running at me saying, "hey hey, come here" and I was all thinking to myself, "goddam white peoples is comin after me I better run" But I couldn't get away fast enough and they caught up to me.
It was a woman and a man. They came up to me and were all like, "hello, we're casting for a commercial that will be shooting locally. Do you have a minute?" and I was all like, "ok" and they were all like, "yeah, so if it's ok with you we would like to take some pictures of you. We're casting for a Del Monte commercial." and I was all like, "uh..." and the chick was taking pictures of me. Then the dude was all like, " so what's your background?" and I was all like, "I work in the banking industry" and he was all like, "no, I meant your ethnic background" and I was all like, "oooooh, I'm mexican" and he was all like, "that's perfect! We're looking for a young hispanic male." The chick even changed the roll of film, you know like they do in the movies when they are taking pictures of a model and the photographer runs out of film but they keep moving around while they swap the film and they tell the model to pose and shit. She was all like, "ok, stand this way...smile...lower your chin a little...look natural..." and I was all like, "uh..." So they finished taking the pictures and I finished filling out some form and they told me that if I am picked for the commercial they will pay me $500 and I was all like, "uh..."
So my journey into stardom has begun. It's only a matter of time now before el guapo is an international sensation. Don't worry, I'll give mad props to Diaryland when I'm all famous and I'll keep writing in my diary.
Oh, I bought a Webcam from some dude yesterday. I found it on Craig's List. There is a lot of cool stuff on Craig's List. I took it home and hooked it up and started looking for drivers to get it to work. I had no luck finding a driver to make it work with OS X. I found a driver to get it to work under OS 9 but that means that I have to reboot my computer in classic mode in order to use it, becaus Yahoo Messenger will only recognize it in classic mode. Oh well, I only paid $15 and I could probably sell it on Craig's List if it becomes to much of a pain to use.
2:02 p.m. - 2003-01-29
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