HaHa, just kidding! I'm not going to show you my weiner today. Maybe tomorrow...
Anyway, it turns out the Joe Millionaire dude posed for a couple of underwear ads in a gay men's clothing magazine back in the day.
read all about it here: Joe Millionaire is Teh Ghey!
Not only that but one of the final three chicks was in a bunch of fetish videos. You know like where they tie you up, dress you like a cheerleader and throw a pie in your face while some dude jacks off on your feet.
You can read about that here: Tie me up, Tie me down!
So, I wish I had a weiner like that Joe Millionaire dude. He looks like he has a pretty nice package. I have a "normal" weiner, which means that it's itsy bitsy. But I know how to work it baby!
Anyway, enough about my weiner. There is all kinds of drama going on at work. Someone, or someones, kidnapped Deelan's Hula Girl. They have left a ransom note demanding 200 coconuts or Hula Girl gets it. We are all chipping in to help Deelan comply with the kidnappers demands. Today we all went out and bought coconuts and stuffed them into his office before he came in. heehee.
At the end of the day a picture of Hula Girl in captivity mysteriously appeared. It said that the coconuts better be provided soon or Hula Girl gets it.
There are all kinds of theories on who the kidnapper(s) is/are. Some people say that it's a person that wants to throw a luau (lew-ow) and needs the coconuts to serve the drinks in. Others say that it is a tropical drink afficionado who is planning on making the worlds largest tropical cocktail,
My own theory goes like this:
The Hula Girl was known to sing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" non-stop all day long, every day. So naturally this pissed off the Wicked Witch. So she sent one of her flying monkeys to Hawaii to seek out the Bad Luck Tiki that terrorized the Brady Bunch. So the monkey told Tiki of the Wicked Witches plan to get rid of Hula Girl and provide Tiki with some hot poontang. The flying monkey would swoop down on Hula Girl and wisk her away to Tiki's secret hiding cave where she would be forced to be his sex slave. The whole coconut ransom note thing is just a farce thrown out there by the Wicked Witch.
I am currently working on a photographic representation of my theory. Until it is complete we shall have to sit tight and see how this plays out.
7:27 p.m. - 2003-01-30
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