I forgot that I also have a box of Twinkies, a box of Ho Hos, 3 Cranberry/Raspberry Snapples, a jar of Tostitos Cheese Sauce, a can of Chef Boy-are-dee(sp???) ravioli, and 2 cans of Cambell's Thick n Chunky Veggie and Cheese Ravioli soup.
Ok, so nobody panic. el guapo is going to be fine.
I forgot to tell you about my near death experience yesterday. It involved a bay area icon, the female chinese crazy ass driver.
I was sitting at a red light waiting to turn left to get on the freeway. There were two lanes of traffic that were going to turn left. The light turns green and everyone at the light starts to go and then all of a sudden someone coming at us from the other direction just barrels through, surprisingly not hitting anyone, then does an almost u-turn to come back to the onramp to get on the freeway. In getting on the onramp from the totally wrong direction this person almost rammed my little VW. Mind you, this was about 5 seconds AFTER the light had turned green for us, so it's not like she was taking a last second dive to try to cut us off.
Of course when I look over I am practically face to face with this very angry looking chinese woman (yes, she was chinese. I can tell the difference between chinese, japanese, korean, filipino, thai, cambodian, vietnamese, laotian, hmong...). She is all cussing me, and probably everyone else, out. As if we were the crazy ones!
Why do chinese biznatches have such a hard time driving like us normal people? Oh before you start your whining about how i'm being racist and shit you better stop and think about what goes through your head when you see the following:
a) a station wagon packed to the gills with mexicans and loud ranchero music blaring from the stereo.
b) a young black kid with pants down to his freakin' knees like he is too fucking retarded to know that they are supposed to go up over his waist.
c) a fat white mullet at McDonalds making all 5 of his kids share one happy meal.
Those are just some examples but you know damn well that there are a shitload more where you think to yourself, "what the fuck is wrong with THOSE people?"
3:50 p.m. - 2003-10-07
Whoa! See what happens when the little monkey is distracted and doesn't keep a tight reign on his finances!? There are some employee expenses that I still need to be reimbursed for so hopefully the accounting department will stop dragging their asses and put a couple of bucks in my account. Thankfully I have enough chicken breasts, tuna, and pita bread to last me until the next payday, and water is always free.
12:57 p.m. - 2003-10-07
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