so I got paid this morning via direct deeepozit. So to come to the amount that actually gets deposited in my checking account your first subract about $1,400 for taxes and various other government spending needs, then you subtract a ridiculous percentage for the 401k (even though my company stops matching at 5%, then you subtract the amount that goes into my savings account which I pretend doesn't exist, finally you take out a small amount to go to a Roth IRA and viola, you have just enough to pay my bills and put food in my fat belly.
I was taking a shower this morning getting ready for work and while I was washing my butt crack I farted. I farted right on my own hand. Can you believe that? i've never done that before. I'm sure there are some sickees out there who poot on their own hands for pleasure but trust me, I'm not one of them.
oh, Airborne Express will be leaving my iBook sitting on my porch this morning. It will be there early and sit there alone, unguarded, all day long. So if you want a free iBook just come on over and help yourself. Thank you so fucking much Airborne Express for not allowing me to pick up my package last night even though your 2nd attempt notice clearly said I had the option of picking up my package between 5:30 and 7pm! Thank you so fucking much!
6:23 a.m. - 2003-10-15
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