So when I got back from lunch today there was a gift sitting on my chair. It was from one of the ATM ladies. It was PORN. Three of the Girls Gone Wild tapes, wrapped in the San Francisco Chronicle. POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN!
Sweet sweet porn, how I love thee. Let me count the ways.
I hope one of the tapes is the special Snoop Doggy Dog edition. Fa shizzle ma nizzle!
Someone should make a poocake gone wild tape.
4:37 p.m. - 2003-10-17
So tonight we feast at Buca Di Beppo. My belly is going to get so fat, but it will be so worth it. There are like 14 of us going so I hope thats enough for us to get the pope room. I like eating while a bust of the pope's head is staring at me. It's not every day you can eat and throw things at the pope's head.
Afterwards we are going to Icky Wicky's big gay bash in Teh Castro. Lots of drunken ghey fun will be had, well maybe not for the non-wiener loving amongst us. But It should be fun even if you don't like the wiener in the butt.
Oh, i spent $70 on groceries last night. Dammit I don't know how that happened. I can easily live on the food I bought for like 3 weeks. Thank goodness most of what I got was non-perishable. TV dinnerz rul3!
6:20 a.m. - 2003-10-17
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