OK, first here is a hair update. I snapped these pictures yesterday morning while I was getting ready for work:
uber sexxxy cowlick:
Ok, I think I am going to have to shave my hair off. I just get too damn sexxxy the longer my hair gets, and the Cowlick is just pushing women over the top.
Case in point:
I was asleep on BART this morning like I usually am. Anyway, i'm sleeping in an aisle seat and then I feel someone pressed against me. That wasn't unusual since the train gets very crowded after a few stops and everyone is usually packed in there like sardines. So I go back to sleep and after a while I feel something on my leg, right by my knee. I didn't think much of it since it's common for someone to let a stray handbag swing around. I happened to open my eyes for a second and what I saw on my leg wasn't a handbag but the fingertip of the lady that was pressed against me going in little circles on my leg. I was too freaked out to look up at the lady so I just moved my leg and tried to pretend that I fell back to sleep. I was really uncomfortable for the rest of the ride to work but I kept my eyes closed. Then at one of the stops I felt something touch the top of my head. I opened my eyes and out of the corner of my eye I could see that she was leaning over and had her face right over my head. Everyone around me had a shocked look on their face. The lady got off at that stop thank goodness. I didn't get a good look at her but I could tell she was probably in her late 30's or early 40's. The whole thing just has me creeped out. I feel violated.
Too many people want to grab el guapo's weiner. All you horny BART pervert ladies need to buy yourselves a vibrator or double-ended dildo and leave me alone!
I'm going to the restroom now to strip my clothes off and bathe myself in the sink. I feel dirty and have a strong desire to cleanse myself.
9:29 a.m. - 2003-05-01
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